Blood Pressure at An All Time High

I am so pissed off over everything right now. There is not a single day within this week that I am not angry or unhappy. Everyday I have to get angry at least once. I am so thankful that I am not suffering from high blood pressure, otherwise I'll be dead a few times over. Maybe someone up above has a checklist for the number of days one has to be furious. So I am just fulfilling the required number of days before the end of this lunar year. How many more days to go?

On bloody Friday, I will have lessons from 830am all the way till 330pm and have to go for a meeting immediately after. Great. No lunch. Maybe the someone up above also finds me FAT. Hurray. Excuse for missing lunch.

Changing topic, I have already made up my mind to move out of my hall.

Your England Very Powderful

This following article was given to me by my DCE tutor and I feel like sharing this with you all.

This is a telephone call between a hotel guest and Room Service, at an Asian hotel. The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin Sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service?"
Room Service: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to oder sunteen?"
Guest: "Uh... yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs?"
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den? ... pry, boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please?"
Room Service: "Ow July de baychem... crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Guest: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo one toes?"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means?"
Room Service: "Toes! toes! ... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest: "No... just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Sorry?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?'
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Hokay - strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy ... rye?"
Guest: Whatever you say?"
Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."
Guest: "You're welcome."

Haha! Hope this brings a smile to your face and hopefully, spur us to speak proper english. Any words you don't understand, just drop a question in my comment box. =)

Act Cute

I cut my fringe!!



If I don't act cute now, then when??

Dearest Birdie's Birthday

Today, it's dearest Birdie's 22nd birthday! I could not believe I know this girl since she was 17th. Time seemed to fly pass so quickly. But I am really glad to know her for she kept me sane all the time, especially during our stint at Tanjong Pagar. She is also always there when I need a shoulder to cry on and I know that she will not judge me or my actions. She is just there simply because we are friends. I can never ask for more. =)

Last Friday, we celebrated her birthday in her house. And we had my favourite steamboat! It is always so cozy and family-like eating steamboat together with my enemies. I like. =)

My dear girls..

We went to some bakeries at Westmall to search for the birthday cake but realised that we have eaten most of them! Haha! Too many birthdays celebrated already..

Of coz, after our full stomachs, it was time for camwhoring session again! The man, or most likely woman, who invented the "10 seconds lag time" is a genius.

Sweet smiles..

From right to left: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!


She ain't heavy, she's my friend =P

After scanning through the nearing 100 photos we took that day, there were a lot of candid photos which I think are funny enough to think of captions for them. Keke!

(Xp in the middle) I am forever ready with a smile on my face for your irriating camera.

(Me in a soothing tone)If you stare at my fingers any longer, you will fall asleep. Yawn.. I better stop staring at my fingers too.......

I am going to eat you.. eat you... eat you....


Jaws and Xp = the show on the television in the background!

Haha! I had fun doing that! Anyway, since Chinese New Year is around the corner, this is for you guys!

Lastly, Happy Birthday girl!

Verbal Diarrhoea

*Yawn.. It is only 10pm and I am so sleepy.. Think the 3 hours and 3 hours tutorials have taken a toll on me.. Nothing goes in.. How??

I know the clock in my classroom more than the textbooks. It is a love-hate relationship between it and me. I hate it when the lesson begins and start loving it as the minutes keep ticking away. If I keep staring at the clock in my tutorial room any longer, sooner or later I will acquire the power of Hiro in Heroes. That will be great right??

1) Blink - Lessons ended?? (A boring way to use my newly acquired power..)

Let me think of something else.. =P

2) Blink - I found myself in New York. Yada! (Dancing around the Statue of Liberty)

3) Blink - Since one of my lecturers speaks like a lift operator, she shall find herself in a lift as one. In a soothing tone and perfect enunciation," This is the first floor, where we tortured our st.... "

4) Blink - I will stop the time and go to the toilet. My Maths teacher forbid us to go during lesson time. I plan to scare her one day by peeing in my pants.

5) Blink - I'll teleport myself all over Singapore and beat up all the cab-snatchers that I can find before they realised who got them. A good way to vent my frustration.

6) Blink - I found myself looking at the ruins of NIE. Oh no! I need to go back to warn the lecturers to save the students. Save the students, save NIE.

*Shakes head* This entry is so lame... I AM SO TIRED! I WANNA SLEEP! (Maybe the girl who shrieked at us the other time during Pictionary put a "sleep early" curse on me. Damn.)

Pictionary is my new Best Friend

I love Pictionary! I love it since I first played when I was in Secondary school. =)

Yesterday, my roomie brought her friends over and we played Pictionary. My neighbours joined in too. The 7 of us squeezed into my tiny but cosy room and challenged each other's art and interpretation skills. It was Hall 14 vs other Halls. And..... *drum roll*.... Hall 14 won!! (To my Hall president: Since we won this match, do we have enough points to stay next sem? =P)

It was so boisterous and rowdy! It was so funny watching one of the guys' hands shook while he drew. Haha! We were like yelling out the answers and laughed when the answer was so different from the picture. And then we switched to acting out the answers and laughed even more. So spastic! And in the end, as you know, we won! Yeah!

We played "Murderer" after Pictionary. My murderous wink has not been in action since Secondary school days. I am glad I can still wink. Haha! The guys could not wink. Obviously, they never winked at girls before. (Hmm.. Wait.. I think only Phua Chu Kang did that.) This guy was blinking hard at me and I was thinking, "His contact lenses must be dry." Actually, he was "killing" me! Haha! You're supposed to wink, not BLINK!

Then, we changed to Indian Poker. In the midst of "change, change!", suddenly we heard this girl shrieking, "People need to sleep, you know!" Woah! Gave us a shock! That girl really sleeps early! It was only 1230am, which seriously for hall standards, it is really early. But we did quietened down, we are not thick-skinned. Even our forfeits were done quietly. We laughed quietly. We said goodbye quietly. They left quietly. Damn, we are good people! Haha!

Before I end my entry, I wanna say, " I LOVE Pictionary!"

Money Makes the World Goes Round

I am so disappointed with this CCA. The people in-charge are so irresponsible and money minded. They are just a CCA! Yet they wanna charge us. When I asked for a lower fee, they decided not to perform for us. How can they do this to us at the last minute?! I emailed the in-charge more than a month ago!

I hate to plea. I hate to plea with irresponsible people. I hate to plea with money minded people. I hate to plea, full stop.

Ming Fen's Birthday

After one round of 21st birthdays, the new round has started in the new year! To start if off, it was dear Ming Fen’s birthday on Saturday. We went to Goodwood Park Hotel’s L’Espresso for high tea buffet. This restaurant is pricier than the Coffee Lounge so naturally, the food is so much nicer! I just could not stop ordering their mocha. *Drools

The girls all dressed very prettily that day. Bleagh. I could not find a dress though Xiao Pang accompanied me to town and Jurong Point to search for one. (Seriously, town is not a good place to shop in anymore.) Anyway, I was like “wow” when I saw Wan Lin. She totally pulled off the clothes she was wearing and I don’t think anyone can do that easily.

Ming Fen with her sexy back.


We went crazy after our high tea. The toilet has such a big mirror that we could not resist the temptation to click click click! Haha!

And we couldn’t resist taking photos in the lobby either. I love the chandelier! It makes such a pretty picture!

We also relived our childhood that day. We went to take neo prints! Yeah! Alas, because of our camwhoring session earlier on, we ran out of ideas during the taking of the neo prints. I forgot to scan in the neo prints and my hall doesn’t have a scanner so no pictures to be posted here. Aww…


Since we had such a full high tea, we forgo dinner and went to New Asia Bar. I was surprised to see a lot of ang mohs. Though no good looking ones... =P Well, the drinks were good but the music... *Shakes head* I think after all the hype about New Asia Bar, it was rather disappointing. I rather go Sunset Tavern. =P






Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MING FEN!! Though you’re the oldest among us, you still look the youngest. The Ang Moh uncle at New Asia Bar can attest to that! Haha!

Retail Therapy

Ushering in the New Year with a huge zit on my forehead. Great.

Haha! So disgusting..


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I was so angry today. Getting so sick and tired of the stupid CNY event. The stupid teacher in-charge limited us to sooo many things. She treats us like some stupid primary school kids and not adults, potential teachers. Everything had to be done in HER way! And she gave us short notices and expects us to work stupid miracles. Oh yea, stupid is my favourite adjective now. Tomorrow I still have to make a stupid trip to school to do some stupid things. Argh!

I was so pissed off just now that I just had to get out of my house and do something. So I went shopping! Haha! I got my brother to accompany me and we went to Jurong Point. We spent 3 hours there before all the shops closed and see what I have bought!

I love stripped shirts!

So pleased with my loot. Hee! We had our dinner at one of the fast food outlets. I was chewing on my burger when I found that the patty tasted weird. It was very powdery and raw. I looked at the patty and found out it was raw! Yucks! They changed the whole burger for me but the first one really spoilt my appetite. Haiz..

However, I am feeling much better! Tomorrow Xiao Pang is going to accompany me to go shopping! Yeah! I always love going out with my enemies. =D