The things Kids say...

The good, nice and sweet stuffs that makes you go, "Awww...." :

1) “Madam! It’s Madam! Hello Madam! Timothy, it’s Madam! Come here!”
-A primary one boy shrieked when he saw me coming out of the staffroom.

2) “Madam, look my lantern. I made this all by myself!”
“ That’s very good!”
“ I can give to anyone I want, you know?”
“ Do you want to give it to me?”
-The boy nodded, smiling.

3) The smile that this boy gave me whenever he walked pass me in class.

The weird, strange and dunno-to-laugh-or-cry stuffs that make you go, “Huh?”

1) “You’re the new teacher here?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, keep up the good work.”
-And he walked away.

2) “If you gives me $1.70 from $5, how much will you left? Count the coins in your
hands."
“Nevermind, you can take these $5 coins. I have a lot at home.”
-Somebody rich

3) “I had a very bad nose bleed this morning.”
-And promptly walked away before I could say anything else.

The bad stuffs that make my blood boil.

1) “She is a big breast prostitute.”
-Written by a boy who was teasing another boy

2) A picture of male sex organ and a female’s breast.
“Which is better?”
-Written on a piece of note I confiscated from somebody in class.

3) “Madam, my brother always says this to me but I don’t know what it means. What is P-I-M-P?”
-Obviously, he knows the answer.